bitchesaloud:

literally me

denchgang:

amaxxxingblog:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I Want it

its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy

aduhm:

after he finishes on your chest

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

You must learn to let go. Release the stress. You were never in control anyway.
Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via larmoyante)
octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

octoberspirit:

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

ayesurfsup:

ayesurfsup:

My girlfriend is basically the hottest fucking thing on planet earth.

😍😍😍

ayesurfsup:

ayesurfsup:

My girlfriend is basically the hottest fucking thing on planet earth.

😍😍😍

dannydino11:

My yaks are the best.

dannydino11:

My yaks are the best.